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"Which is better, Freebsd, or Linux?"
"FreeBSD because it has a cooler md5:
 fd861d80cc9153edc2d68a3d67980385 is much better than
 1b61f2a016f7478478fcb13130fcec7b."

-- Daniel Swan, Marc Slemko, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc




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"... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world a few years back." "And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role." -- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the final weeks of the campaign." -- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)
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"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth." -- Oscar Wilde
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"Well I figure if any three things in the universe go together it's Gina G, MMMBop and Imperial Star Destroyers." -- me
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