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"Just because we pay inexperienced strangers to tell us how to do our jobs,
that doesn't mean we're morons!"
"Yeah! It's a coincidence."
-- Wally, Dilbert
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"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
loose on the developers."
-- cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu
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"Fuck. There it is. They named it something obvious."
-- Andrew
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"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
Gates just does it for the money."
-- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html
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"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
-- Karen
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