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"You know you're in a bad way when you start working out the scope rules of
an English sentence."
-- me
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"NOW I've heard it all. Problem: expensive application from large
well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
site must be kill -9ing it accidently. Our reccomendation is to rename
the kill command.'"
-- Matthew Crosby, crosby@nordsieck.cs.colorado.edu
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"Hey! I was just doing it... except when people watch..."
-- Karen
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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
involving high colonics"
-- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
song AEnema
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"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
-- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
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