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"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while."
                        -- fortune




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"... well I just spent 20 minutes pretending to be a gay priest called Fred while holding up a pole supporting a tightrope for a guy juggling fire..." -- me, true story
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"Alasdair is the only person I know who can say no _and_ yes at the same time, and _mean_ it." -- me
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"f u cn rd ths u mst uz unix" -- unknown
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"At the moment, there seems to be around a 96% packet loss pinging from boomerang's serial0 to cirrus' serial1, which is probably too high for reliable use." -- Adrian (stating the obvious)
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