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"Zathras have very sad life. Probably also have sad death. But at least there
is symmetry."
-- Zathras, Babylon 5, "War Without End"
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"So... your place or my mother's?"
-- me
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"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
-- Karen
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"Adrian, you realise you're first on call tonight..."
"Oh my god! I forgot to ring my hairdresser!"
-- Eric, Adrian
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"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
-- Steven Wright
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