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"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other... er... um..."
-- Unknown, via Kim Asher
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Arnold's Addendum:
Everything else causes cancer in rats."
-- fortune
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"Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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"Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows '95..."
-- Evelyne_Pichler@edvg.co.at
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"If MS products answer your problems best, buy them. If someone else's
solution is a better fit, by all means buy it."
"Hey! This is an *.advocacy group! You can't use that logic in here!"
-- kjlang@gcs-server.jsc.nasa.gov,
tstanley@ou.edu, in various groups
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