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"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
-- Mr. Cranky,
http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/
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"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
-- Ben Salmon
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"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
morning meal.
'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
'because I want you to be happy.'
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
-- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
http://www.ccil.org/jargon/
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"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
About It'?"
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0
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"The bend/break rule of comedy is clearly violated here as director
David O. Russell snaps his humor twig and tries to kill us with it."
-- Mr. Cranky,
http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/
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