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"My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
-- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"
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"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
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"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
that nobody can print."
-- me
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"You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
fondling..."
-- the Discordian Quote File
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"I feel lower.
I feel lower than Bruce Alcorn.
I feel lower."
-- me (in-joke)
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