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"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
discussing it in ALL CAPS."
-- a virus hoax hoax
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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
-- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"
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"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
-- The Tea Party, "Temptation"
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"Fran Drescher's rise to fame is quite a miracle. Aside from just being
your typical annoying New Yorker, she has a laugh that sounds like
somebody is ice-climbing up the back of a baboon."
-- Mr. Cranky, reviewing "The Beautician and the
Beast"
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
bubblegum."
-- Nada, "They Live"
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