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The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
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"Vorlons on holiday. Hmm, why is it I get an image of them claiming the deckchairs on the pretext: 'We were always here'" -- Paul Mc Auley, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum of tabasco sitting in front of the counter. Me: 'I want! I want! I want! I want!'. Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'. Me: 'Bowel movement'[0]. [0] Or words to that effect." -- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"All I'm saying is that you're deluded, pathetic, and squirrels use your head to store chestnuts for the cold winter months in." -- Pinback, oz#gothic
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"The stupid thing is, UNIX vendors insist on defining their market down to the point that they believe that they are market leaders (if your market is 40,000 units, and you have 35,000 of them, then you must be the big fish, right? Time to wield that 'ol monopolistic power...), instead of competing in the larger market. We're all computers. No, we're everything but mainframes. No, we're mini-computers. No, we're workstations and servers. No, we're servers. No, we're... we're... we're out of business." -- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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