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"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
-- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)
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"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
-- Mr. Cranky
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"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
'brier' and 'nard'..."
-- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)
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"I drool on the inside."
"Then why haven't you drowned?"
-- Garth, me
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"... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
angle)..."
-- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"
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