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"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
to get a wider frame of reference."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
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"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
-- Homer Simpson
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"I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man
talking nonsense not to himself."
"Or just as mad."
"Or just as mad."
"And he does both."
"So there you are."
"Stark raving sane."
-- Guildenstern, Rosencrantz,
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
-- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"
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"Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
-- me, a very drunk guy at a party
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