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"Are any members of Tool gay?
Only the flutist."
-- The Tool FAQ
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"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when
she got there the cupboard was bare so THE POOR MONGREL STARVED TO DEATH!!"
-- Flacco, "DAAS Kapital"
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"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
-- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
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"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
-- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
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