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"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If
you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's
either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
-- Oxford University Press, Edpress News
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"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one."
-- Voltaire
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"Men of all shapes and sizes, ages and creeds, and states of marital or
relationship bliss enjoy, every now and then, the sight of a woman with no
clothes on. It's just as well we do, you know, otherwise there'd be no new
little earthlings, would there? If you want to call that oppression or
sexism or the commodification of the female body then go right ahead, but
don't expect me to talk to you at dinner parties. I prefer to call it sexual
attraction, but then I'm a sad fuck who spends half his life in front of
computer, so what the hell do I know?"
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "More Tomorrow"
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"... and if you get some milk I'll be eternally grateful."
"Terminally grateful? You mean you're going to thank me with extreme
prejudice?"
-- Garth and then me mishearing
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"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."
-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
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