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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country."
-- Elayne Boosler
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"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
extermination."
-- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film
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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
-- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)
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"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
-- Unknown
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"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
-- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide
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