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The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to scrape off the .0056 part that's impure. I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?
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"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay, before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos. But nothing else... and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath plotteth thy data... And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff." -- Excel 97 Hidden Credits
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"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer -- or simply a writer?" "I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes." -- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
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"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?" "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot." -- Unknown Prosecution, Unknown Defense
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"What do most people do on a date?" "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Response by Mike, Age 10
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