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"alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words 'LOVE', 'TELETUBBIES',
'TINKY-WINKY', and 'SEX' swirling around inside."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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"f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd."
-- fortune
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"All the stuff I just made up COULD be true -- BECAUSE I HAVE A GUN!"
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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"*DON'T DO THIS*. It is *BAD* engineering. *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
pigeons."
-- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
-- Unknown
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