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"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?" "Humankind." -- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
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"... O/S wars are almost always fought solely by soldiers unfamiliar with the territory." -- Lon Stowell in alt.folklore.computers
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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman." -- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,
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"NOTE TO SELF: When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave the house." -- Jaffo
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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again." -- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz, in the Marin Paper.
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