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There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, The smell was grotesque, The pussy the best, And look at the money he saved! Sent by dave
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There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitive Plant. When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck. I would if I could but I can't."
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There was a young girl named Maxine Whose vagina was wondrously clean: With her uterus packed She kept safe from attack With a dill pickle, papulous, green.
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A lonely young lad of Eton Used always to sleep with the heat on, Till he ran into a lass Who showed him her ass--- Now they sleep with only a sheet on.
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You've heard of the Duchess of York, She's twice been blessed by the stork. The Duke will fuck Naught else but a duck, While the Duchess she frequents the park.
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