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There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, but now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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There once was a lass from Seattle Who had a habit of sucking off cattle, 'Till a bull from the south Shot a load in her mouth And made her ovaries rattle!
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A certain young man of St. Paul Consistently practiced withdrawal. This quaint predilection Created such friction, He soon had no foreskin at all.
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There was a young lady of Bhore Who was courted by gallants galore. Their ardent protestin' She found interestin', And ended her life as a virgin.
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A young baseball fan named Miss Glend Was the home team's best rooter and friend, But for her the big league Never held the intrigue Of a bat with two ball at the end.
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