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Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece was scarlet red. The reason for this colour scheme was the pick-axe in it's head.
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The sexual life of the camel Is weirder than anyone thinks. One night in an orgy of passion It tried to bugger the sphinx. But the sphinx's posterior passage Was blocked by the sands of the Nile Which accounts for the hump on the camel And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
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There once was a man named Houdini, Who spilled some Gin on his weenie. Said his date, "How uncouth!". So he poured on some Vermouth, And slipped the young girl a martini! Sent by NINA
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There once was a man from Boston Who had a very small Austin. There was room for his ass And a gallon of gas,... His balls hung out and he lost 'em!
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There once was a man from Dundee Who was fucking an ape in a tree. The results were most horrid: All ass and no forehead, Three balls and a purple goatee!
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