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No matter how grouchy you're feeling, You'll find the smile more or less healing. It grows in a wreath All around the front teeth - Thus preserving the face from congealing.
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There was a young lady named Gloria Who had sex with Sir Wilfred DuMoria, Then with 26 men, Sir Wilfred again, And the band from the Waldorf- Astoria.
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There was a young fellow named Meek Who invented a lingual technique, It drove women frantic And made them romantic, And wore all the hair off his cheek.
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A musician in gay Montebello Amused herself playing the cello, But not a solo, For she used as a bow The dong of a sturdy young fellow.
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A sultan named Abou ben Adhem Thus cautioned a travelling madam, "I suffer from crabs As do most us A-rabs," "It's alright," said the madam, "I've had 'em."
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