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Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so is in life you dont succeed, fuck it all an' smoke some weed!!!
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There was a young lady of Dover Whose passion was such that it drove her To cry, when you came, "Oh dear! What a shame! Well, now we shall have to start over."
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submitted by mel & nan There once was a girl from the East who had a bad case of the yeast her guy said "pish, pish" "it smells like dead fish" "and that's a smell I don't like in the least"
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There once was a man from Horton, Who had one long ball and one short one, To make up for his loss, He had a cock like a hoss, And could fart like a 650 Norton. Sent by Dale
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It Hurts I'm sure you can't imagine it's as simple as can be the place is very private the players are he and she She whispers softly it will hurt of course not he replied It's just a simple proscess lay back and close your eyes She say's I'm rather frightned I've never done this before He wanted to continue it won't hurt much more It's getting rather painfull as tears come to her eyes it's hurting something awful it must be quite a size Calm yourself my darling the pleasure refolds your sin Now open slightly so I can fit more in Suddenly with a jerk she gave a shout Now that it's all over with He slowly pulled it out *Now if you read this carefully you will find it's not what you think it's just your dirty mind It is just a visit to the dentist!!! Sent by Tamara
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