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Some Blondes are ugly but smart,
Others are dumb but sexy and fine,
So never go around showing off your girl,
or you might just get outta line!
Sent by Chris
Send this poem to a friend 1 There was a young lady called Dawn
Who wished she had never been born.
She wouldn't have been
If her father had seen
That the end of his rubber was torn.
Sent by Charles
Send this poem to a friend 2 In the begging there were two leaves
one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's
then one day those leaves blew away
then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway
then in amazement as he stood there
he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair
then to Eve's wondering eyes
Adam's thing started to rise
so they went at it and at it for days on end
its amazing how many ways people can bend
Sent by Bubba
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There was a young laundress of Lamas
Who invented high amorous dramas
For the spots she espied
Dried and hardened inside
The pants of the parson's pajamas.
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A young wife in the outskirts of Tass
Preferred frigging to going to mass.
Said her husband, "Take Jacques,
Or any young cock,
For I cannot live up to your ass."
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