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BURN, SUBURBS, BURN Burn rubber baby suburb baby, burn! The gluttonous gluteus maximus No new tax for us Deep fat fry, suburb blubber baby-butt, cry Whip the whimp, the baby-boomer gloom-and-doomer Baby bought the fiscal fiasco Baby brought the strategy tragedy So sue God for the Damnages
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There was a young man named Cattell Who knew psychophysics so well, That each time he shit He'd stop, measure it--- It's length, and it's breadth, and it's smell.
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A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labeled it: Son, And filed it away on the shelf.
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A hermit who had an oasis Thought it the best of all places: He could pray and be calm 'Neath a pleasant date-palm, While the lice on his ballocks ran races.
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A beautiful lady named Psyche Is loved by a fellow named Ikey. One thing about Ike The lady can't like Is his prick, which is dreadfully spikey.
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