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THE MORNING SONG....FOR NON-MORNING PEOPLE I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird, Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely, So carefree and so gay. That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places, Of laughter and of fun. It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, Crept slowly out of bed. And gently lowered the window, And crushed his fucking head. Robert
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A sweet young strip dancer named Jane Wore five inches of thin cellophane. When asked why she wore it She said, "I abhor it, But my juices would spatter like rain,"
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There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her, Till they found on the grass The marks of her ass, And the knees of the man who had crossed her.
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There was a young man of Madras Who was fucking a girl in the grass, But the tropical sun Spoiled half of his fun By singeing the hair off his ass.
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There once a woman from Clover Who really enjoyed to bend over. When a guy got behind her Jumped all up inside her And fucked 'til the whole day was over.
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