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Drink I fell in love with a dry martini But now she`s gone And passed away... Or rather, passed right through me. After that, I drank some coffee So momentarily I found sobriety She made me high She gave me kicks She made me ill I was only six! © 1989 Peter Hughes. Sent by Pete Hughes
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There was a young man from Bellaire Who was screwing his girl on the stair. But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air.
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There once was a woman from Bombay, She carved a pussy out of clay. The heat from his dick, Turned it into brick, And ripped all his foreskin away.
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Here lies the bones of Screwy Dick, He spent his whole life with a corkscrew prick, He searched and he searched in the feudal hunt, To find the woman with the corkscrew cunt. He finally found her and then dropped dead, The son-of-a-bitch had a left hand thread. Sent by Todd
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There was a young man from Nantucket Took a pig in a thicket to fuck it. Said the pig, "Oh, I'm queer, Get away from my rear. . . Come around to the front and I'll suck it."
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