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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick ….as I beat my wife!
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How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex? Call her up
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There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?" The hooker replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if it's "really" original, it'll cost you an extra $20."
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Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
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Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon. "Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked. "The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.
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