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"Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."
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Telegram received from ex-employee: "Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."
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Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought, "This is unusual." The dentist said to me, "Mr. Owens, get out of the filing cabinet."
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I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, think about it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handles by now?
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Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you're sitting on the examination table telling him about your symptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs a little further away?
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