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IDIOTS IN MANAGEMENT
At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who
is leaving the company due to "downsizing" our manager spoke up
and said, "This is fun. We should have lunch like this more
often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each
other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe
to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually
challenged coworker of mine(a blonde), when she asked if I knew
what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
She responded, appalled "What on earth are blind people doing
driving?"
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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when
the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly,
"That's why we ask."
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