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A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
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Did you hear that there was a plane wreck in England. The little two-seater crashed right into grave yard. The rescue teams have already found 1529 bodies.
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An associate at work a number of years ago related this story which he swore was true... He was dating a Jehovah's Witness, (I don't know what sort of date would make, milk and cookies after prayers, or some such thing), and they were driving along a rural road on a murky day. He muttered some offhanded obscenity, and his date started scolding him, saying that He would not want him to swear. Kidding, he swore at her again when all of a sudden the murky sky turned into a raging cloudburst. Lighting struck a telephone pole not too far away, and his horrified date said, "See! I told you He does not want you to swear!" To which he quipped, "Yeah, but the Son of a Bitch missed, didn't he?". They were moving slowly because of the heavy rain, and the girl fairly leaped out of the car without waiting for it to stop,. and ran off into the dark never to be seen again.
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