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When his .38-calibre revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it worked.
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When asked by the Pope (I forget which one) what the Catholic Church could do for music, Igor Stravinsky is reputed to have answered without hesitation: "Give us back castrati!"
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A young woman was doing some business at Marshall University and parked in an area clearly marked "no parking." After taking care of business, she returned to her car to find a campus security guard writing her a ticket. "Why are you giving me a ticket?" she asked. "You're not allowed to park here," the guard said. "See that sign? It says 'Fine for Parking Here.'" "Well," said the violator, "I thought it was a fine place to park." The guard began to laugh. The more he thought about it, the harder he laughed. He tore up the ticket and waved the woman on her way.
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