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Politicians! They'll piss on your foot and tell you its raining!
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All I got for Christmas was a sweater... I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
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There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - W. C. Fields
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Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
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I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . . but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thomson
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