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The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
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Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:
"A flush beats a full house"
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To err is human; to admit it is not.
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When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket.
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I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
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