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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same 
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " 
    - Galileo Galilei 




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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " - Saint Augustine (354-430)
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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
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