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In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
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You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs.
But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
- - - Pamela Hansford Johnson
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
character."
- - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"
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Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.
Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
themselves.
-- "Beakman's World"
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