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I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an
Englishman in the dark.
- - - Duncan Spaeth
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Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.
- - - Jackie Mason
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The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw
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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
- - - Miles Kington
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Americans always try to do the right thing --
after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
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