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What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.
- Emily Latella
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The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs.
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If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
whatsoever.
- - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
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