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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers
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"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise."
- Roger Simon
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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't.
So I grew hair under my arms instead.
- Sue Kolinsky
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- Carol Leifer
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"It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra
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