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"For me, the best thing about cyberpunk is that it taught
me how to enjoy shopping malls, which used to terrify me.
Now I just imagine the whole thing is two miles below the
moon's surface, and that half the people's right-brains
have been eaten by roboticized steel rats. And suddenly
it's interesting again." 

    - Rudy Rucker 



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Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr
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Never ruin an apology with an excuse. - Kimberly Johnson
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. - Ruth Gordon
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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
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