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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
the New York Times newspaper refused
to carry advertising for his new movie.
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog,
or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our
carpet, or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
- Roseanne
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do
anything that feels GOOD for 36 hours.
- Rita Rudner
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you
hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong
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