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    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 



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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." - Booth Tarkington
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." - Eugene McCarthy
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"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." - L. M. Boyd
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A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen
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