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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots
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It's like an alcatraz around my neck. - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
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He was a man of great statue. - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins
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The internet is a great way to get on the net - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
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