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I believe that a woman should be put on a pedestal.
(High enough to look up her dress)
- Steve Martin
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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.
- Neil Armstrong
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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
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The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
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Seen on a bumper sticker...
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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