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Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven.
- Rich Hall
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If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor."
- Rich Hall
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"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."
- Noah
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That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.
- Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture
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I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.
- Steve Martin
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