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"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything."
- Jim Harrison
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"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously."
- Hubert Humphrey
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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
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"Scientists say there are over 3,000 spiders for
every human being on earth. Does anybody want
mine? I certainly don't."
- Chuck Bonner
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"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
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