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Time's fun when you're having flies.
- Kermit the Frog
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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- Jim Harrison
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"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god."
- David James
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"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth."
- Jim Harrison
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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
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