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There was a young sapphic named Anna
Who stuffed her friend's cunt with banana,
Which she sucked bit by bit
From her partner's warm slit,
In the most approved lesbian manner.
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There was a young squaw of Wohunt
Who possessed a collapsible cunt.
It had many odd uses,
Produced no papooses,
And fitted both giant and runt.
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There was a young lady from Waste
Who fled from a man in some haste.
She tripped as she ran,
And fell flat on her pan---
She sometimes still dreams that she's chaste.
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There was a young fellow in Buckingham.
Wrote a treatise on cunts and on sucking them,
But later this work
Was eclipsed by a Turk
Whose topic was ass-holes and fucking them.
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The bishop of Winchester Junction
Found his phallus would no longer function.
So in black crepe he wound it,
Tied a lily around it,
And solemnly gave it last unction.
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