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There was a young lady named Ames
Who would play at the jolliest games.
She was great fun to lay
For her rectum would play
Obbligatos, and call you bad names.
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Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty arse, got no paper
Boss is calling,
Can not linger
Stuff it, I'll use me finger
Sent by Sarah
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There was a young fellow named Harry,
Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
He pressed it on a virgin
Who, without any urgin',
Immediately spread like a fairy.
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There was a young fellow named Malcolm
Who dusted his ass-hole with talcum.
He'd always use it
Everytime that he shit,
And found the sensation quite welcome.
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There was a Bishop from Trawlee
Who went out into the Garden to pee.
He said "Pax Vou Biscum"
I can't make the piss come
It must be the C L A P!
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