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"Can't you see where this is all leading, This nightmare of selective breeding ?" He spat on the ground And then turned around And continued on with his weeding.
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There was a young man who preferred Having sex with some kind of a bird. The rarer the species, And the fuller of feces, The better---that guy really loved turd.
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A company of Grenadier Guards While traversing the park, formed in squads, Saw two naked statues At three-quarter pratt views, Which perceptibly stiffened their rods.
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Have you heard of young Franchot Tone Who felt of his own peculiar bone? It was long and quite narrow And filled full of marrow, And less edible than stale corn pone.
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There was an old maid from Bruton Who had the bad habit of pootin'. Her sphincter was weak, Her wind she couldn't keep--- This tootin' old spinster from Bruton.
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